Freaking painful.

LOL'ed at 1:07! This vid is a little gay, though.

Look at that kick at 1:45! That was funny.

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My First Story!

So there I was. Woken up in my bedroom by the the sound of a gun. I then checked my balcony and windows if it was me that was being shot at. (It's a complete ghetto city where there have been many stray gunshots) I yawned and proceeded with my daily routine. I ate my breakfast and brushed my teeth. I couldn't use my bathroom because some idiot that sold me a pirated DVD of James Bond: Die Another Day shot up my shower, toilet, sink, and ripped up my water bill because I was five cents short on Die Another Day. Cheep fag. I decided to be a little late for school today and played Gears of War II on my 360. I didn't expect to win the match do to an extremely bad Karma of beating a school punk up until he was bleeding and whimpering. He didn't make the football team so he decided to beat my 5th grade brother in the face with a bat. Sick weirdo. I heard a knock on my door and I was nervous. I traded a laptop for a bag of explosives. So then, I answered my door and saw an ugly man with a ruined suit. He had a machete and a pistol and I nearly fainted. I slammed the door on his face and locked it. I quickly ran into my closet and got my water-based acid gun and ran back to my door to hear loud BANGS on it. Freakin' bomb sellers killing you for any little thing... (But seriously, it is a popular thing to trade/sell around here and it's kinda pathetic)

It had gunshot holes and marks from his machete. I opened the door and shot him and closed my eyes because it wouldn't be the most pleasant thing you've ever seen. After the gross shit, he was melty but still alive. I saw my buddy, Anton, hanging from the ledge of the building on a chair roped up. He was sweaty and bloodied up. "Oh, shit," I said. I shot the ledge and quickly grabbed my friend so that he wouldn't die a horrible death.

I pulled him up and unroped him from the chair and we walked to school only to find the guy who beat up my brother and three of his little 'homies' behind him. "You take two and I'll take two." I told Anton. I threw the leader behind my shoulder and adjusted his ribs as I stepped on him. I moved toward the next one who had a tree branch in his hands. I got hit on the head and got KO'ed for maybe 5-6 seconds. I slowly got up. I broke the tree branch in half with my knee and it took a few tries.I picked the punk up and then folded the thug in my arms and he yelled, "HELP ME!!!"

I heard a couple cracks. "Ow...", He said. I decided it was enough. I let him crawl towards the school. I saw Anton being beaten by the two. I slammed both their heads together and gave them both a good whack with the tree branch. I helped him up. "Want to go ding dong ditching with my smoke bombs?" Anton asked. "Sure!' I headed towards by friend Mike's house and knocked on the door. I asked if he want to come along. He answered yes, and before we could even ditch one house, We heard a HUGE explosion.

We looked at the school that was in flames. The dang bounty hunter is after me again! All three of us ran toward the school. "You're in big trouble." Mike said. I'm wanted in the Snake gang, and it's for beating up four of their gang members and taking their dope to sell. I saw the hunter searching for my body, and we all were already running toward my apartment. I gave Mike a rifle and Anton twin pistols. I took the machine gun. We waited for my door to burst open with a swarm of gangsters. I set six bear traps near the door and quickly ran back. In a few moments, nine of them came and three of them were trapped. I told Anton and Mike not to kill them because we'll all be dead from another sent group of assassins If we kill this swarm. We all shot them and placed them in an alley. I shut and locked the door and we climbed down the apartment building and ran to school to see if anyone was alive. They all were, and we tossed our guns in a demolished bathroom. The principal knew I was behind this because of a suspension that happened to me a few months back. I ran back with my friends and we simply skipped the day. (:D) We were just playing games all day, acting like nothing ever happened.

TO BE CONTINUED...

I'm gonna get this knife in case something goes wrong when we pull pranks. (i.e., ding dong ditching or pushing down porto-potties with people in them. Mainly being assholes. :D)

I guess me and ngfan14 and aren't friends anymore. Wah.

I got to Level 9. And The Dark Knight was great. 4/5 stars.